It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
what am i supposed to love??? briefcases???
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on