As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to
Oh mY GOD
when teachers type google.com into a google search bar
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
The first innovative bicycle path in the Netherlands will be paved with light stones that will charge during the day and emit light during the evening. The path will run by the home that Vincent van Gogh lived in from 1883-5
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
what am i supposed to love??? briefcases???
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed