i dont need you, i have other people i can talk to
April 2013
Surprise beautiful person! You're amazing an lovely in every way! Once you get this, please put it into at least 8 people's asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it is nice to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out<3
that’s sweet, thank you(:
March 2013
*answers ur snapchat after 3 seconds* *answers ur text after 3 years*
Sorry mom, I’m dropping out of school to be the first drug lord of our family
so my brother, Wyatt, is allergic to tree nuts and my dad thought it would be funny to re-label our jar of mixed nuts…..
following someone with no tagged/me
when you hear your online friends voice for the first time
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
i love your icon because literally at every single one of your posts i imagine jackie chan reacting like that and it just makes me so happy
LMFAO awh yay thank you!
nayx:
*cartwheels into the room* hey. so. hi. we’re out of milk
no matter how many gross things you tell me about mcdonalds I’m still going to eat it and you can’t stop me
*gives beyonce my autograph*
why don’t you slip into something more comfortable
like a coma
when there is something you really want to draw that looks perfect in your head but is too complex for your artistic level
yes hello i would like to apply to be in a coma
‘how to jump to conclusions and overreact to everything’ a novel by me
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
Play
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my dad wouldn’t pay the internet bill so i stole his credit card and did it myself whoops
*fondles ur personality*
*gropes ur sense of humor*
people who still send facebook game requests
