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I supposedly give really good advice so if you ever need to talk hi. Long Island, straight, cats. sup. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write(''); Tumblr (3.0; @dancingcows)http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://britneythrowsspears.tumblr.com/post/42888361479/i-dont-need-you-i-have-other-people-i-can-talk-to" target="_blank">britneythrowsspears</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i dont need you, i have other people i can talk to</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9d7375feeaa3c0163b3f442b19e8a6f0/tumblr_inline_mi33nt8ldn1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/47303780559http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/47303780559Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:46:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4a1f8cd4b429cfbbac28b7722058004/tumblr_mh08atzCfn1qde84oo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/47303771653http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/47303771653Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:46:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/607d45f370aaec5bd8ddeabf5d05942d/tumblr_mkr260L9R31qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>Trust me I’m an Architect 2.0</span></p> </blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/47220947638http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/47220947638Fri, 05 Apr 2013 17:52:22 -0400<p>that’s sweet, thank you(:</p>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/47220921233http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/47220921233Fri, 05 Apr 2013 17:52:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73e7ab8a53016e920d23873612141d9d/tumblr_mjs20gMy8n1rqyaslo1_250.png"/><br/><br/>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/46866705562http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/46866705562Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:00:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgnbx38mf1rs3sx7o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nosummerblogs.tumblr.com/post/45696301522/why-did-this-get-notes-tbh-like-its-not-even" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nosummerblogs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>why did this get notes tbh like it’s not even funny</p></blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45696789428http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45696789428Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:56:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/acb90bf2271b27b239edd2ff99590a5a/tumblr_mi0wspCSR61rp9x2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45696783446http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45696783446Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:56:15 -0400<p><a href="http://ripstudwell.tumblr.com/post/45695595379/answers-ur-snapchat-after-3-seconds-answers-ur" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ripstudwell</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*answers ur snapchat after 3 seconds* *answers ur text after 3 years*</p></blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45696768358http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45696768358Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:56:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f7aa172e5621069a4cf23856468e489/tumblr_mju024OJTa1rwn6joo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29fd97aa26a91426c8ed6f87971b5a70/tumblr_mju024OJTa1rwn6joo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45696762010http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45696762010Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:56:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitlersasshole.tumblr.com/post/43665740816" target="_blank">hitlersasshole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sorry mom, I’m dropping out of school to be the first drug lord of our family</p> </blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45644172506http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45644172506Sun, 17 Mar 2013 22:42:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec2d089d31b71081b0131a25c27576a1/tumblr_mjtu57NNMg1r5n82do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45644115929http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45644115929Sun, 17 Mar 2013 22:41:50 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lilybearjones.tumblr.com/post/44760641976/so-my-brother-wyatt-is-allergic-to-tree-nuts-and" target="_blank">lilybearjones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so my brother, Wyatt, is allergic to tree nuts and my dad thought it would be funny to re-label our jar of mixed nuts…..</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/854e074a61e01dacee904cb5e279e8ce/tumblr_inline_mj9ukjQSfa1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45644091950http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45644091950Sun, 17 Mar 2013 22:41:33 -0400<p><a href="http://penis-hilton.tumblr.com/post/45622893046/following-someone-with-no-tagged-me" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">penis-hilton</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>following someone with no tagged/me<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/30e22e9809bef042968829c38d2d9a65/tumblr_inline_mjtsw153lk1qz4rgp.png"/></p></blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45644053154http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45644053154Sun, 17 Mar 2013 22:41:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/481e120faf3542efecf323a9e72e89e1/tumblr_miokh2iZWT1rhqyy5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45581121730http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45581121730Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:12:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1b4e22f54ad99001b76cd3d62f74e6c/tumblr_mjii1dCBWq1qjqq36o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bron-tyde.tumblr.com/post/45490010580/oh-my-god-who-dosent-want-this-on-their-blog" target="_blank">bron-tyde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?</p> </blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45581114537http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45581114537Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:12:44 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egberts.tumblr.com/post/45465433807" target="_blank">egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when you hear your online friends voice for the first time</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a2790921a29cace99a063fd6fd3eb642/tumblr_inline_mjqe8u7my81qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45581108712http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45581108712Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:12:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ribbu.tumblr.com/post/42218120317/theres-a-special-place-in-hell-reserved-just-for" target="_blank">ribbu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me</p> <p>it’s called the throne</p> </blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45581087590http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45581087590Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:12:10 -0400<p>LMFAO awh yay thank you!</p>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45581083026http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45581083026Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:12:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nayx.tumblr.com/post/45401120017/cartwheels-into-the-room-hey-so-hi-were" target="_blank">nayx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*cartwheels into the room* hey.  so.  hi.  we’re out of milk</p> </blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45580638318http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45580638318Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:01:59 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sukcish.tumblr.com/post/44918523192/no-matter-how-many-gross-things-you-tell-me-about" target="_blank">sukcish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>no matter how many gross things you tell me about mcdonalds I’m still going to eat it and you can’t stop me </p> </blockquote>http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45580632721http://dancingcows.tumblr.com/post/45580632721Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:01:51 -0400